Take Me To Your Leader Lyrics

Take Me To Your Leader

What if your brain,
unexpectedly and suddenly,
picked out things to flip
around
and view a lot differently?
What if blue sky,
all of a sudden
turned a purple hue?
We would shit a brick the size of all of it...
what
if?
What if I was just daydreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if
my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar I'd be
happy!
I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to
your leader
or die by the fly guy!
What if mothballs,
hangin' around
too close to microwaves
suddenly woke up and said,
"Take me to your
leader
or die by fly guy!
He'll push ya' out,
no wings
attached!"
Just do as I say, no mistake,
he'll blow away.
What if I
was daydreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard
drenched cucumber
tied to my leg and I
did not want my pants to get
dirty?
What if this, what if that?!
Go! I forgot to remember;
I forgot
to remember my pain. Take me to your leader
or die by the fly guy!

I
forgot to remember my...PAIN!
My pain!
Forgot to inject
my...cocaine!
Forgot to apply my...rogaine!
Forgot to remember...my
pain!
I never think, I never thought,
oh maybe I'm insane!
I think I
like being
way the fuck out of my brain!
I forgot to remember;
I
forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader
or die by the fly guy!