Last Time Lyrics

Last Time

Last time I couldn't make you come
Last time you didn't fake me out
Last
time I got a little bit wasted
But this time I don't think you'll
mind
'Cause I'm funny:
*
A Jew, a black, a paddy, and a queer
Were
riding in a seaplane before it disappeared
Who goes to Hell and who goes
surfing?
Who's gonna be a meal for the urchins now?
It's going
down
It's going down
It's going down
It's going down.
*
Last
time I had dinner with the racists
Last time I just fell asleep
Last time
I got a little bit wasted
And dreamed of a plane crashing into the
sea.
*
Well, if I go down in a plane, I'll go to Hell
But I'll leave
all my shit to my friends in a will
You can have my Crown Vic and you can
have my debt
You can have my weakness and my regret
Sweetheart take your
dumptruck memories and
Bury them in the cold, cold ground
I've come back
for some dead man's loving
You'll need to come, I'll need to throttle
down
It's going down
It's going down
It's going down
It's going
down.
*
Last time I couldn't make you come
Last time you didn't fake
me out
Last time I got a little bit wasted
But this time I don't think
you'll mind
'Cause I'm funny
Yeah, I'm funny
Yeah, I'm funny
Yeah,
I'm funny.
*
Last time I ate dinner with the racists
Last time I just
fell asleep
Last time I got a little bit wasted
And dreamed of a plane
crashing into the sea
Last time I couldn't make you come
Last time you
didn't fake me out
Last time I got a little bit wasted
But this time I
don't think you'll mind.
*
Salesmen and racists and football stars
All
hanging out at the hotel bar
Telling those jokes, clearing their
throats
Drinking their dinner and smoking my dope
Well, I will smile and
I'll backslap
Laugh at those jokes and gladly shake their hands.