The Girl Tried To Kill Me Lyrics

The Girl Tried To Kill Me

Verse One:

Yo! I met this girl the other night
Hype super dope body
and face her mini skirt tight
Talkin' 'bout legs and lips mindblowin'
hips
Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits
Said she came out
lookin' for some fun
Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one
I
said "Why?" she said I was fly
Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would
die
Said she wanted to take me home to make love
Now that's the kind of
rap that brothers dream of
I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?"
She
said, "All the above"

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun
or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my
life

Verse Two:

Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip
But let
me tell you, she was on some motherfuckin' sex trip
Took me to her crib that
night, leather and spikes
Broke out the rope and the dope
strobe-light
And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room
Then
she did a backflip, landed on my dick
I knew that I would be dead
soon

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This
girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This girl tried to
kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me,
homeboys, watch out for this one

Verse Three:

Yo, my pants were
on, but so what?
She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up
Faster
than I could say "No!"
It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut
I looked
in her face...
She sweated and she grinned with delight
And then she
broke out a whip, I said "Shit!"
This girl had crazy plans for the
night

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This
girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
This girl tried to
kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me
within a inch of my life

Verse Four:

Now whips ain't all that she
had
All kinda crazy shit was at this bitch's pad
I'm talkin' about latex
suits, spike-heeled boots
Oversized vibrators so that she could get
loose
I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me!
I'll do anything you
ask!"
And then homegirl stripped, 38" tits
Man you shoulda seen that
ass

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This
girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This freak tried to
kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me,
homeboys, watch out for this one

Verse Five:

My dick was harder
than a bulletproof vest
She started pourin' baby oil on her chest
And
then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme"
Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the
Wild West
I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in
It was
her fuckin' husband, six-foot ten
I knew my life would soon
end

Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun
Homeboy
tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run
Homeboy tried to kill me, he
didn't use a gun or a knife
Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me
fuckin' his wife
Yo...