[Ice T] Yeah last year a lot of
motherfuckers ask me Why did you no ??? some shit But this year I went to
Miami and got my nigger From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the
house
[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherfuckin nigger [Ice
T] Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems Always
nigger has his girl problem Marq [Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man
tell'em [Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...
[Ice-T] I got a
whore from the east Got a whore from the west Got a whore that likes to
jack it off And rubb it in her chest I got a whore from the north A
whore from the south A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her
mouth I got a bitch with hair A bitch with none A bitch with a
knife A bitch with a gun A bitch with an ass bigger than the T.V.
set And there is a bitch over there Hey the one I am gonna get But yo,
maybe not, she might not like me though No sweat to event I sell my sister
though, word. I sell the whole damn herd I fuck em all and leave em on the
culrve I got a bitch with a mic Who like perfector link Who likes to
fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink Got a bitch with tits A bitch
with ass A bitch with none But hey I give her the best
But I love
em all I love em crazily And they love me back thats why they stay with
me So if you have a girl problem I'll be there for you son Got 99
problems and a bitch ain't one Hit it
No a bitch ain't
one
[Ice-T] I got a bitch thats old A bitch who is new A bitch
who likes velvet in the colors blue I got a bitch who is fat A bitch who
is built A bitch that all her titties give up her milk I got a bitch who
is funny A bitch who ain't A bitch who can sing A bitch who can't A
bitch who love fuckin on the airplane I even got a bitch off soul train (not
for sure) I got a bitch who is over ragged up pins Long ends I got a
bitch who is broke as a bomb But she is the most fun I got a bitch who
play piano A bitch who don't A bitch who dances naked A bitch who
won't A bitch who's short A bitch who's tall A bitch who burns my
pager with priority calls
And I love em all I love em crazily And
they love me back thats why they stay with me So if you have a girl
problem I'll be there for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't
one Hit me
[Ice-T] Yo Marquis you from Miami man, Why won't you
show those motherfuckers all the over the world That 2 Live style of how a
bitch is threated Motherfucker a nigger like you
[Brother
Marquis] I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one I am going not to threat any
whores Cause I don't need none of em Push them to temptation Ditch to
persuasion All the whores suck cock Nigger how you play em Thats why I
don't sleep with em I just freak on em Gig the dick in their mouth Take
it out And I sky on them That nigger that white nighter The bitch
exciter I only love my whores when I go up inside em Problem number one
is gettin money I rather take the green than sit the honey So don't
expect none Cause I ain't offering And I go hunting my bitch cause I
ain't softening Cause I never never softening Pulling demands on
em Fuckin em and scream on them The wham bamb thank you mam The game
is ran on em So fuck how you feel You are fuckin cheap thrill I hope
you took the pill I won't pay the bill Getting pussy is just another
expense Your pussy pays the bills The dick pays the rent I only need a
hope from one thing and thats to come I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't
one
[Ice-T] Ha! You Marquis my motherfuckin you got problems man
? A bitch ain't one Ah shit Let me tell you how to do that
shit
[Ice-T & (Marquis)] (I got a bitch that loves to gink) She'll
fuck you After she fucks me (I got a bitch who loves both) I got a
bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that's fast A bitch
that's slow (A bitch that is a virgin And a bitch that is a hoe) A
bitch that lies (A bitch that trues) A bitch who is a man Because they
are bitches too I got a bitch that is cool (A bitch that is hut) A
bitch who loves rap A bitch who loves rock A bitch who is lost And one
who know what is that She gets right in front of me And posses like a
cat
[Brother Marquis] I got a bitch that runs I got a bitch that
walks I got a bitch that yells I got a bitch who talk
[Ice-T] I
got a bitch that is dirty Got a bitch that is neat I got a super farm
bitch that I am not gonna swap me
And I love em all I love em
crazily And they love me back thats why they stay with me So if you have
a girl problem I'll be there for you son Got 99 problems and a bitch
ain't one Hit me
[Ice-T] No a bitch ain't one [Marquis] Ah,
you know a bitch ain't one
Outro: [Ice-T] You know what I am
saying I got problems my motherfuckin rent Marquis But a bitch ain't
one
[Ice-T] A
bitch ain't one I got a problems stay out here on the streets With the
police tryin to take them out You know But a bitch ain't one Got
problems motherfuckers Buying my records But a bitch ain't
one [Brother Marquis] Fuck em all Fuck em
motherfucker [Ice-T] You know what I am saying A bitch ain't
one Got problems man [Brother Marquis] All of motherfuckers kiss my
motherfuckin ass
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