Man, my car broke down, I couldn't get to a phone By the time I got home, I
had to take out the trash and walk the dog, then a client of mine
called Before I knew it, it was like 10:30 You know, my body's been
acting kind of wierd so I needed some rest.
Your shit won't stink 'til
you rub your nose in it Man, you'll never believe what happened to me
today I had to get my brother from the airport On the way home, I had to
pick up my niece from daycare and I guess when I was driving or
something I didn't see the nail By the time the tow truck came, the last
thing I wanted to do was work
I got 1000 excuses why I can't get
anything done on time And I'll make you feel sorry for me by whining
about my epilepsy
Man, I know things have kind of sounded
wishy-washy from the get go. When got 1000 things going on it's kind of
har to keep your head screwed on tight, if you know what I mean. Oh, by
the way, I do have other clients & I always have 100% customer satisfaction
guarantee.
I've got a thousand excuses and every one I'm re-using