The Shot Lyrics

The Shot

[phones ringing, babies crying]
white guy: Hi how ya doin` ?
nurse: Doctor`s office, could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you?
white guy: Yes I have a four o`clock appointment, I`m here to get my shot.
nurse: Okay, come right with me.
white guy: This isn`t gonna take too long is it?
nurse: Here we are, here have a seat right here.
white guy: Oh great, thanks, thanks.
nurse: The doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything?
white guy: Uhh maybe a glass of water would be great.
nurse: Okay great.
[door shuts]
white guy: Damn, what is taking so long?
[door creaks open, funky music in the backround]
doctor Ice Cube: Yo wussup?
white guy: Hi how ya doin` ?
doctor Ice Cube: Alright, let`s see what we got here uhh, Mr. White huh?
white guy: Yes sir that`s me.
doctor Ice Cube: heh, I heard you don`t like shots do ya?
white guy: No I sure don`t.
doctor Ice Cube: Aww you`re a big boy uhh this won`t hurt a bit,
                 jus` uhh turn your head...
white guy: Let`s get this over with.
doctor Ice Cube: yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
                 for you, and uhh brace yourself!
[click]
[BANG!]