Nerds Lapdance Lyrics

Nerds Lapdance

Dirty Dog

I'm, I'm a dirty dog

I'm a dirty dog

I'm, I'm a dirty dog

Dirty Dog

I'm a dirty dog

Dirty Dog



I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)

Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)

Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen)

And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' Chrome)

And I got it from home (I got it from home)

And it ain't a microphone (Ain't it a mic!)

And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

It's so real

How I Feel

'Cause this society

That makes a nigga wanna kill

I'm just straight ill

Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets

While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me

They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it...



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It's a raw night (It's a raw night)

Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)

Well come on alright (Yo come on)

And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face

Baseball bats (Baseball bats)

I got somethin' for that ( I got somethin' for that)

It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)

So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

It's so real, how I feel

Cause this society, hat makes a nigga wanna kill

I'm just straight ill

Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets

While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me

They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it



Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

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When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley

Blue denim, spiked wrists and gone be

Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me

Two guns, both arm's spinnin' like Fonzie

You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash

Or find me chillin with crackers, who like thrash

Find me in court smokin' that nice grass

Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash

It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm lawly baby

Fuck with me? Not hardly baby

And you know the flow unguardly baby

So lets party baby

Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick

I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit

Time for take off, their panties they drop quick

Now that's first class fuckin, ain't that some fly shit?



Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Oooh baby you want me?

Well you can get this lap dance here for free

Now you can get this lap dance here for free

Now you can get this lap dance here for free

Oooh baby you want me?

Now you can get this lap dance here for free