Do you have the time, To listen to me whine about nothing and everything all
at once, I am one of those, melaudramatic fools neurotic to the bone no
doubt about it,
CHORUS: Sometimes I Give Myself the creeps sometimes
my mind plays tricks on me, It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking
up, Am I just paranoid, I'm Just Stoned.
I went to a shrink to
analyze my dreams, She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down, I
went to a whore HE said my life's a bore, Just quit my whining cause it's
bringing her down,