Panty Rap Lyrics

Panty Rap

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Bob harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums)

Fz:
"hello there, welcome to the show. no, we are not going to play ’cheepnis’
- that’s right - but we are collecting underpants, and we are collecting
brassieres, we are collecting small artic
F feminine underclothing. we are making a quilt... really - trust me. so here’s
the deal, if you’re a girl and you’re wearing a dress, whip ’em off, that’s it,
see? no problem. even with a pin..
T does it say? ’nobody’s perfect’. I guess so... what we got here? oh. now
let’s see what’s on the inside. uh huh, trainer coos. okay. s’more, s’more...
underpants, brassieres, just send ’em up,
Roblem. oh, you’ll warm up to it. if you’re wearing pants and you have bikinis
on underneath your pants, rip the edges and pull ’em out; if you’re wearing
those big old ugly cotton jobs go to th
Let and take ’em off, okay? so far, ladies and gentlemen, the response from
this particular community has not been especially gratifying. perhaps you’re a
little bit too intellectual here. here’
Ething... tasteful, very tasteful.
.. you’ll get into it. oh, some more - look - it’s almost like going to a,
well, never mind. heh, heh, heh. I just want to remind you that you are in
direct competition with chicago, which so fa
Produced the highest yield of female underclothes of any place in the united
states. oh, here’s one, thank you very much. chicago, if you’ll recall, was the
town in which we received the very f
Voodoo butter underpants... heh, heh... the pants that nearly broke tommy mars’
neck. as soon as he took a whiff of those, his head went back this far, and he
was heard to mutter ’jeezus’. so,
N’t care what kind of condition they’re in. what’ve we got here? ’twat book’,
okay. uh huh, very good - zeets, whadduya think? he already has that one... no
problem, though. well, tonight you’re
A be entertained by; ike willis on guitar and vocals; tommy mars on keyboards
and ’jeezus’. you’re also going to be entertaining yourselves a little bit, but
don’t worry about it. steve vai on g
, vocals and light blue hair"
.

Ike:
"another contestant over there".

Fz:
"oh, some more? okay. vinnie colaiuta on booklet. now what does this say?
’hi frank, how about’...what does this say? ’my hat from the...how about
wearing my hat...wearing...’ how about thi
Is is a college community, right? ’how about wearing, w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind.
arthur barrow on bass; bob harris on keyboards, high vocal trumpet and
vegetables; and, ladies and gentlemen, the
-famous ray white on guitar and vocals. okay, you ready? one, two, three,
four..."