Darling Nikki Lyrics

Darling Nikki

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met
her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like
to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki
grind

She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my
eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said
sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started
to grind

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...

The castle
started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did
to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your
behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you
how to grind

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked
all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank
you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind