I Ain`t No Joke Lyrics

I Ain`t No Joke

I ain't no joke I use to let the mic smoke
Now I slam it when I'm done and
make sure it's broke
When i'm gone I wrote this song cuz I won't
let
Nobody press up and mess up to seen I set
I like to stand in a crowd
and watch the people wonder damn
Bu think about it then you'll
understand
I'm just an addict addicted to music
Maybe it's a habit I
gotta use it
Even if it's jazz or the quiet storm
I hook a beat up
convert it in a hip-hop form
Write a rhyme in graffitti in every show you
see me in
Deep concentration cuz I'm no comedian
Jokers are wild if you
wanna be tame
I treat you like a child then you're gonna be named
Another
enemy, not even a friend of me
Cuz you'll get fried in the end if you pretend
to be
?Can be? cuz I just put your mind on pause
And I can beat you when
you compare my rhyme wit yours
I wake you up and as I stare in your face you
seem stun
Remember me, the one you got your idea from
But soon you start
to suffer but you only get rougher
When you start to stutter that's when you
had enuff of
Biting it, I make you choke, you can't provoke
You can't
cope, you should of broke cuz I ain't no joke

I got a question, it's
serious as cancer
Who can keep the average dancer
Hyper as a heart attack
nobody smiling
Cuz you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling
This is
what we all sit down to write
You can't make it so you take it home, break
it and bite
Use pieces and bits of all the hip-hop hits
Get the style
down pack then it's time to ?swit?
Put my tape on pause and add some more to
yours
Then you figure you're ready for the neighborhood chores
The
E-M-C-E-E don't even try to be
When you come up to speak, don't even lie to
me
You like to exaggerate, dream and imaginate
Then change the rhyme
around, that can aggravate me
So when you see me come up, freeze
Or
you'll be one of those 7 MC's
They think that I'm a new jack but only if
they knew that
They who think wrong are they who can't do that
Style that
I'm doing, they might ruin
Patterns of paragraphs based on you and
Your
offbeat DJ, if anything he play
Sound familiar, I'll wait til E say
Play
'em, so I'ma have to dis and broke
You could get a smack for this, I ain't
no joke

I hold the microphone like a grudge
B'll hold the record so
the needle don't budge
I hold a conversation cuz when I invent
I
nominated my DJ the presdient
When I'm see I'll, people freestyle, going
steadily
So pucker up and whistle my melody
But whatever you do, don't
miss one
They'll be another rough rhyme after this one
Before you know
it, you're following and fiending
Waiting for the punchline to get the
meaning
Like before the middle of my story I'm telling
Nobody beats the R
so stop yelling
Save it, put it in your pocket for later
Cuz I'm moving
the crowd and be a record fader
No interruptions and the mic is
broke
When I'm gone, then you can joke
Cuz everything is real on a
serious tip
Keep playing and I varies quick
And take you for a walk
through hell
Feed your dome then watch your eyeballs swell
Guide you out
of triple stage darkness
When it get dark again then I'ma spark
this
Microphone cuz the heat is on, you see smoke
And I'm finish when the
beat is gone, I'm no joke