You find me offensive? I
find you offensive For finding me offensive Hence if I should draw a line
on any fences If so to what extense if Any, should I go? 'Cause it's
getting expensive Being on the other side of the courtroom on the
defensive They say that I cause extensive Pshycological nerve damage to
the brain when I go to lenghts this, Far at other people's expenses I say
your all just too god damn sensitive It's censorship And it's down right
blasphomous Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this And
Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither And let's clear this up
too I ain't got no beef with him either He used to be like a hero to me I
even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator Right
next to Darth Vader And Darth must have put a hex on him for later I feel
like it's my fault cause of the way that I stuck him up in between him and
Lex Luther I killed Superman, I killed Super---man And how ironic, that
I'd be the bad guy Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Chorus: Cause I
ain't got no legs! Or no brain, nice to meet you Hi, my name is... I
forgot my name! My name was not to become what I became with this level of
fame My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is.... Rain
Man
Now in the Bible it says Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in
bed, Have homosexual sex Unless of course you were given the consent to
join in Then of course, it's intercourse And it's bi-sexual sex Which
isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions Either
before, during or after peforming the act of that which Is normally referred
to have such, more commonly known phrases That are more used by today's
kids In a more derogatory way but Who's to say, what's fair to say, and
what not to say? Let's ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre? (What up?) I gotta
question if I may? (Yeah) Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend
(Yeah) And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah) But, ut! I ain't
done yet In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt While he reaches
in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never
meant it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis
went in His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it But his
little weenie flinched just a little bit And I don't mean to go in into any
more details but What if he pictured it as a females butt? Is that gay? I
just need to clear things up Til then i'll just walk around with a manly
strut because...
Chorus
You find me offensive, I find you
offensive Shit, this is the same verse I just did this When am I gonna
come to my good senses? Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses My
spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby And my plan is to get him
next And open up a whip ass canister God damn it Dre where is the god
damn beat? (Yeah) Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it This is
the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green
Chronic Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it I got it, high five Nick
Lachey Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away And she blew around
the room like a balloon-a Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna Out the
trash can and screw my Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch With
a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich And I don't gotta make no
god damn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say
shit
Chorus
Cause
IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH Yo, Rain Man Definately,
definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and Two thousand four
hundred and eighty seven million Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand
four hundred and sixty three And seventy (Yeah)
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