If I Had Lyrics

If I Had

Life.. by Marshall Mathers
What is life?
Life is like a big
obstacle
put in front of your optical to slow you down
And everytime you
think you gotten past it
it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the
damn ground
What are friends?
Friends are people that you think are your
friends
But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
and
disguises, to hide they true colors
So just when you think you close enough
to be brothers
they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't
lookin
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
Money is the
root of all evil
Money'll make them same friends come back
around
swearing that they was always down
What is life?
I'm tired of
life
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired
of committing so many sins
Tired of always giving in when this bottle of
Henny wins
Tired of never having any ends
Tired of having skinny friends
hooked on crack and many things
I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when
he spins
Tired of not having a deal
Tired of having to deal with the
bullshit without grabbing the steel
Tired of drowning in my sorrow
Tired
of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
I'm tired of
motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
I'm tired of jobs startin off at
five fifty an hour
then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off
I'm tired
of being fired everytime I fart and cough
Tired of having to work as a gas
station clerk
for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
I'm
tired of using plastic silverware
Tired of working in Building
Square
Tired of not being a millionaire
But if I had a million
dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
If I
had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while
I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because
I'd still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask
for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
I'm tired of being white
trash, broke and always poor
Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party
store
I'm tired of not having a phone
Tired of not having a home to have
one in if I did have it on
Tired of not driving a BM
Tired of not working
at GM, tired of wanting to be him
Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol
PM
Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
Tired of not being on
tour
Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
in the back of a
Contour
I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
Having a lack of
funds and resorting back to guns
Tired of being stared at
I'm tired of
wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the
same pair of Lugz
Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap
about drugs
Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as
me
saying they wasn't feeling me when nobody's as ill as me
I'm tired of
radio stations telling fibs
Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop
Lives"
But if I had a million dollars
I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn
the planet into alcoholics
If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my
dick
without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million
bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
robbing armored
trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole
world to kiss
You know what I'm saying?
I'm tired of all of this
bullshit
Telling me to be positive
How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I
don't see shit positive?
Know what I'm sayin?
I rap about shit around me,
shit I see
Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything
Tired
of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
Can't get no
airplay, you know what I'm sayin?
But ey, it's cool though, you know what
I'm sayin?
Just fed up
That's my word