Ass Like That Lyrics

Ass Like That

Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING
DOING
I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true
I ain’t
never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING
DOING DOING

The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer
She shakin
that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone’s at the door but I don’t
think Imma answer
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you
mean freeze? Please I’m a human being
I have needs, I’m not done, not
til I’m finished peeing
I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr.
Officer
I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any
further
It’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer
I
just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B
I sing song, it
Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching
Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If
offend, I’m sorry
Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet
dog
I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will
love

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen
an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING
DOING
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen an
ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING
DOING

Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome
Now they getting
older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down
with my popcorn
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you
mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my
zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre,
please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t
mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m
Pee-Wee Herman
This movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my
attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes
free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael,
He’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like
man
And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my
hand

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen
an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING
DOING
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt
like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go
DOING DOING DOING

The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO
In that
video she sings get out your puzzle
I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is
Jo-Jo
Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING
What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch. I just bake
cookies
Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this
Here, I make Jesus juice,
take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even
know if I could say the word peepee
Pee on the radio but I think I
did
Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit
Syke, I joke I joke,
I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is working
I must flea quick, get to
the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get
down

The way you shake it
I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen
an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING
DOING
So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please
I ain’t never seen
an ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING
DOING DOING

[’ FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU]