(if You Can`t Sing It) You`ll Have To Swing It Lyrics

(if You Can`t Sing It) You`ll Have To Swing It

Mister Paganini, please play my rhapsody
And if you cannot play it, won`t you sing it
And if you can`t sing it, you simply have to
swing it
I said swing it
Oh-oh-oh swing it
And don`t ding it

Oh mister Paganini, we breathlessly await
Your masterful d‚tente, go-o on and sling it
And if you can`t sling it
You`ll simply have to swing it
I said swing it
And scattywahwah
And wahdyscatla

We`ve heard your repertoire and
At the final bar
We`ve greeted you with wild applause
But what a great ovation
Your interpretation
Pat-scoodle-atty-doody yeah yeah yeah

Oh Mister Paganini, now don`t you be a meanie
What have you up your sleeve, go on and spring it

And if you can`t spring it, you`ll simply have to
 swing it