[Fresh Prince] In the beginning.. there were many As time went on there
became few Now there is only one.. One man.. ONE DJ.. standing alone.. on
Mount Olympus Ladies and gentlemen DJ Jazzy Jeff!
Alright alright I
reckon Back up off of my DJ Give him some room to operate here
c'mon!
Ay Jeff this what we gettin ready to do right? 'Member how we
used to rock back home in Philly right? At ALL the house parties and all the
ballrooms and stuff like that 'Member how we used to rip things up at like ?
Room, and Central High, and Overbrook High and all them places like
that? This what I want to do right -- -- I want to give these people a
little taste of how we used to rock How we used to get on the wheels of
steel Used to just throw the records on -- and just get stupid Back forth
left right crooked upside down and all that stuff I want you to do all that
stuff for these people right cause I talk all the time I tell everybody
how def you are Everytime we go somewhere I be yellin and screamin I want
you to get busy on your own Jeff I want you to tear these records up Jeff,
rip em apart Go 'head now man get busy, go Jeff go
{DJ Jazzy Jeff
gets buck on the turntables}
Worrrrrrrrrrd! I'm telling you, this man
can not be taken He can't be beaten, don't keep on talkin All you other
DJ's, don't keep on talkin Jeff, this what I want you to do Take that
record from the top right? Scratch it in right now and I want you to do
what's called a breakdown Just break it down for em right? Now start it
with the music and then cut the music out and just break it down for em Jeff
go ahead
Now break it down
{DJ Jazzy Jeff does the
breakdown}
Ahhh Jeff, that was DEF man, that was def! But you, you
did it too fast man You gotta do it a little slower this time Or or maybe
no music, yeah that's what we can do Yeah, that's the ticket, that's the
ticket Ay Jeff, just break it down with no music right Bring it in, now
bring it down and then do it slower No music so everybody can hear
it
Now isn't that special?
{DJ Jazzy Jeff does the
breakdown}
Yeah Jeff, that was def! Hold up, now you had enough time
to warm up back there man Are you ready to really get stupid? {Jeff
scratches "Yes!"} I didn't hear you man You read to cold rip things apart
or what? {Jeff scratches "Yes!"} You ready man? I didn't hear you {Jeff
scratches "Yes!"} Aight I'm with it.. Aight Jeff, now hold up 'Member
the other DJ, that DJ approached us Man he was talkin all that trash about
how good he was What did you tell him that he could do? {Jeff scratches "Eat
shit!"} {Jeff scratches "Eat shit!"} What'd you tell him? {Jeff scratches
"Eat shit!"} And you know he +STILL+ kept talkin trash right? He talked
+ALL+ that trash Jeff And then the next day we found out that he had took
your stuff but you didn't even care What'd you tell him he could do?
{Jeff scratches "Bite it!"} What'd you say he could do? {Jeff scratches
"Bite it!"} Now what did it sound like when he bit it? {Jeff stretches the
UTFO sample} {Jeff stretches the UTFO sample}
Aight, enough about
that guy, you know what I was just thinkin about? 'Member the other day we
were walkin down the street and that girl came up to you and she was lookin
you up and down and grinnin and she wasn't real, what'd you tell her? {Jeff
scratches ???} What? {Jeff scratches ???} You even broke it down for her,
get busy {Jeff scratches ???} Yo word now after she felt it and found out it
was real man you kinda looked like you was widdit a little bit man You
was movin and all that stuff man She had her hands all over you Hold up
tell everybody what you started screamin man {Jeff scratches "Don't
stop!"} Hold up tell em louder I didn't hear you {Jeff scratches "Don't
stop!"} {Jeff scratches "Don't stop!"}
Yo word, that was def Ay
Jeff man, that's just the way we used to rock it! Man we used to RIP crowds
up, but hold up 'Member how when all them DJ's used to be on the
stage and everything after you got off They'd be whisperin and sayin
stuff to themselves about how you ain't this you ain't that What did you
used to do Jeff?
{Jeff lets the sample of Vincent Price cackling go he
was holding back}
Word, Rhythm Trax - House Party Style Yo Jeff we
rocked em, now let's get out of here