Human Video Game Lyrics

Human Video Game

{Ready Rock does the intro to Donkey Kong}

[Fresh Prince]
Ever since I
was younger I was into video games
Tron or whatever it didn't matter the
name
Thousands of my dollars have been poured
into all types of games
tryin to get the high score
But now I think I have a favorite
It's me
against an ape he's got my girl I've got to save her!
Oh no I feel an attach
comin on
Yo Ready Rock C I wanna play a game of Donkey Kong!

{Ready
Rock does the entire intro and starts beatboxing after}

[Fresh
Prince]
It used to be a problem this addiction I have
I would feel the
urge, then I'd go stark raving mad!
Break into the arcade, screamin and
hollerin
Anticipatin puttin twenty-five dollars in
any machine, I was out
of control!
I didn't need quarters I brought, $10 bank rolls
Bags of
quarters, I was insane
People thought that I worked there, and asked me for
change
But I would get defensive and yell, "LEAVE ME ALONE!
These are my
quarters stupid, GO GET YOUR OWN!"
Dude walked away with this look in his
eyes like,
"Yo man.. I wonder what's wrong with that guy?"
I was
addicted, a video burn-out
and I would crazy when the guy would have to turn
out
the lights at midnight, I'd fall on my knees and say,
"Have a heart
pal, one more game please?"
Some nights I might sleep on the subway
or
outside of the arcade til it opened up the next day
And when it opened at a
quarter to ten
it was the same old thing all over again
I was doin bad,
my future was bleek
I'd rather play games than eat or sleep
until one
day, this guy came along
He didn't have a radio but he was playin a
song
I got curious, so I said, "YO!
What's that noise?" {What noise? I
don't know!}
"No fool, that noise you was makin there!"
{What this?!
*starts beatboxing*} "Yeahhhh!
That was def man, where'd you learn to do
that?"
{Man, I don't know, I guess I always knew that
I had this talent
deep down inside
You wanna hear some more man?} "Yeah!" {Come on let's take
a ride}
He made sounds like I never HEARD before
and he still had
more!
Then he got me hyped when he played this incredible song
and I
+LOST MY MIND+ when Ready C played Donkey Kong

{Ready Rock does the
intro, Kong shaking the beams,
the "How High Can You Go?" music, and the
actual game sounds}

Yo Ready, get funky with it!

{Ready gets busy
on the beatbox}

Yo Jeff man what you doin? Give Ready a
hand

{Jazzy Jeff throws on another beat}

Now my life is wonderful
and I feel great
I haven't been in an arcade since seventy-eight
Thanks to
Ready C I'm on an upward trail
Because he's always by my side, he never fails
me
Whenever I have a video attack
he's right there by my back, keepin me
on track
So if I bug out, and act like a lunatic
he does Donkey Kong, and
as soon as it
gets to my eardrums, from his vocal chords
I get hyped
up!
No matter how bored I am, he always comes through
Oh my fault, hold
up, wait, let me tell you who
Ready Rock C, here's a brief description
of
the things that he can do in his musical position
Ready Rock C makes sounds
with his mouth
Yo Ready give an example of what I'm talkin
about

{Ready Rock beatboxes and then does Pac Man's death
sound}

{GAME OVER!}
{Yo, Scrammy, why you still standin
there?}
{The game is over.. HAHAHAHAHA, sucker!}