Charlie Mack (1st Out Of The Limo) Lyrics

Charlie Mack (1st Out Of The Limo)

[Fresh Prince]
Everywhere we go downtown or to a show
We have two
necessities Charlie Mack and our limo
He's feared by suckers yet he's loved
by kids
Pay attention and let me tell you who Charlie Mack
He is our
homeboy from around the block
He's regarded through the city as the hip hop
cop
Height about 6'6" weight about 290
Everywhere I go Charlie Mack is
right behind me
He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats
He doesn't
breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks
He once KILLED a man cause he
would not let go of his Eggo
Apollo Creed is a SUCKER, Charlie Mack could
beat Drago
He could bench about three-hundred pounds
The cops all take a
vacation, when Charlie's in town
He's the toughest around, so everywhere
that I go, he goes
He's Charlie Mack and he's the first out the
limo

[Fresh Prince]
I guess you're wonderin why he's the first
out
the limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info
so you'll know the
things that Charlie can do
and you'll know every single reason why he's down
with the crew
The limo picks up about a half past six
With the radio
blastin our latest hit
It's me, Jeff, Ready Rock, Omar and J.L.
Charlie
Mack is up front as we depart the hotel
First we cause chaos throughout the
city streets
Then maybe stop at Burger King for a bite to eat
And if
somebody gets stupid while we're in the place
Charlie cancels his order and
bites off their face
He's not a troublemaker, in fact, he's a
troublebreaker
And if somebody gets dumb, well it'll only take a
second
or two, after some fools snaps
Law and order is restored by my hero Charlie
Mack
Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam
Charlie cracks all the
knuckles, on both of his hands
And when we pull up to the show, the routine
is unrehearsed
It's just natural that we let Charlie hop our first
He
clears the crowd without sayin a word
Man, that's the loudest silence I've
ever heard
A lot of times guys test him, by tryin to bug
He just, leaves
ring imprints, all over their mugs
He's a terminator, a Hercules of
sorts
Man to hell with chess, he likes physical sports
You may not have
known before but now you know
the reason why Charlie Mack is the first out
the limo

[Fresh Prince]
We'd like to apologize to all of our
fans
but please don't touch us when we're at our jams
Cause Charlie don't
like folks around us when we're doin a show
And if he punches you, uh-oh,
better get Maaco!
Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot
just because
I've got somethin that YOU AIN'T GOT
If you want to get physical, rowdy or
try to bomb me
I won't get excited, I'll just say, "Yo Charlie!"
You
shoulda been kind, you shouldn't have snapped
Charlie only hits you once and
now you're takin a nap
And when he leaves you decaptitated, crushed in the
dust
you'll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us
You may think
that's enough boy but I think not
Charlie kick his face again I think you
missed a spot
I roll down the limo window and yell, "By the way
Eyes
you'll see your girl bucknaked givin Charlie a message"
I'm serious,
I'm not jokin, no doubt
You know how many doubters bones have been
broken
You may not have known before but now you know
the reason why
Charlie Mack is the first out the limo

[Fresh Prince]
Charlie Mack..
the first out the limo
He's Charlie Mack.. the first out the limo

In
closing, we'd like to say this, to you bustaz
If you're skeptical you'll
probably get beat up, plus kid
embarassed and laughed at, by all of your
friends
And if you cross Charlie Mack it's the beginning of the end
of
life as you know it, you might not die, sir
But if you're not dead, you'll
wish you were
But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy let's go
You can
bug with Charlie Mack cause he's the first out the limo

He's Charlie
Mack
and he's the first out the limo