[intro:eminem]i dont know dudei think everybodys all jelous and shitcuz im like
the lead singer of the band dudeand i think everybodys got a f**king problem
with me dudeand they need to take it up with me after the
show[chorus:eminem]because these chicks dont even know the name of my bandbut
there all on me like they wanna hold handscuz once i blow they know that ill be
the manor because im the lead singer of my band[verse one:eminem]so i get all
stage frightdrop the micwalk up to these hot chicks and im all like"whats up
ladies, my name's slim shadyim the lead singer of D-12 baby"and there all like
"oh my god its himdamn my f**king god its Eminem"!!!i swear to f**king that you
f**king rockplease wont you please let me suck your cock"now by now the rest of
the fellows get jelousespecially when i drop the beat doing my acapellasall
chicks start yelling (girls screaming)all the hot babes all the bras and the
shirtsand the panties on stageso like every single night they like to fightwith
mebut when we fight its kinda like stealing rivalrycuz there back on stage and
its night with medude i just think your trying to stay alive for meyesterday
kuniva tryied to pull a knife on mecuz i told him jessica albage my wife would
bespark start sh*t is a life for meand all the other guys dispise will be cuz
me[chorus:eminem]em sings "my band" 9 times at the end[verse two]