Worked with a woman named Minnie One Christmas eve long ago When I asked
"What you doing this evening ?" Minnie took on a seasonal glow She said
she'd be waiting for Santa She'd be wearing a bright red
bow
Chorus: Minnie And Santa Minnie And Santa What they're up
to only Heaven knows she wrote on a card "Don't take it so hard we're
headed for the North Pole"
Now Minnie could not be persuaded That
Santa just did not exist She swore if she put up some mistletoe Santa'd
come give her a kiss And there where she'd hung up her stockings All in
their silky, soft, sheen She'd be laying in wait on a bear skin rug Where
the cookies and milk could be seen
Chorus: Minnie And Santa Minnie
And Santa What they're up to only Heaven knows she wrote on a
card "Don't take it so hard we're headed for the North Pole" (musical
interlude)
Now Minnie was older and wiser Like a dear old Auntie to
me But the night that she ran off with Santa Was a real
epiphany
Chorus: Minnie And Santa Minnie And Santa What they're
up to only Heaven knows she wrote on a card "Don't take it so hard we're
headed for the North Pole"
Next Xmas I passed by the bakery Staring
out from on top of a cake Was jolly old Santa with a big silly grin And a
gal in silk stockings and lace Oh, Minnie and Santa...