Careful With That Mic Lyrics

Careful With That Mic

Ha ha, ha ha
Uh huh, uh huh
So tell me, when you took the Practice
Scholastic Aptitude Test, did you know the answers or did you guess?
You
rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your
soundscan
What's the matter with you?
How come you rhyme
monosylabically?
Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?
Your
style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since
your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look
like Snuffleuffagus and Astropithecus
Me cray, you abacus
But enough
about you, let's talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined the science
of radio astronomy
Making Nobel prize winners question their notions of
reality
Oh, but I digress
You always win at Sorry
I always win at
chess
Go get some percasets
Ha ha, ha ha

Chorus:
Careful with
that mic weezy
Do you really think it's that easy?
Do you really think
it's true?
That up above they can't hear you

Mmm, this is really good
ice cream, do you want some of it?
Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were
lactose intolerant
Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away
Only
friends you keep are those you pay
I'm always on the ready for the wack
snack attack
I carry sandwiches around in a straight edge style Jansport
back pack
Got the gadget Q gave Bond, controls your mind, makes you jump in
a pond
Go quack quack and flap your arms
Leaves you confused but
completely unharmed
Ha ha, ha ha

Both you and I know the past ten
years have been rather intense
I'm ashamed to admit I've been fooled by the
seductions of violence
People walking around with ugly auras
At times I'm
even tempted to seek the advice of Dr. Laura
But I ignore her
And I take
a deep breath and count to ten
Ain't gonna let it get under my skin
Take
a deep breath and count to ten
Think of all the nice places that I've
been
Like back when I was waging peace against the visigoths
I was
tutored in the ancient mysteries by a wisened philosoph
Learned the
polyrythyms of celestial time
Waiting for the one to come and get it
done
And finish the rhyme
Ha ha