No Sex Lyrics

No Sex

[Chris Rock Intro]



Goodevening Class of 1999 I have
one piece
of advice for you no
matter what a stripper tells you
there is no sex in
the champagne
room
Oh theres champange in the champagne
room but you
dont want champange you
sex in the champange room

Dont go to parties
with metal detectors
sure it fells safe inside but what about
all those
mutherfucka's waitin outside wit
guns they know you aint got one if a
women
says shes twenty and she looks sixteen shes
twelve if she tells you
shes twentysix and
looks twentysix shes damn near 40 take off
that silly
ass hat the ODB couldn't have
possible commited all those crimes Coolio
did
some of that shit young blackman if you go to
the movie theater and
someone steps on your foot
let it slide why spend the next twenty years
in
jail cause someone smudged your pumas cornbread
aint nothin wrong wit
that no matter what you think
of what im saying remember this one thing
theres
no sex in he champagne room

[Gerald
Lervert]



Uhh
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the
champagne room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne
room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in the champagne
room
abosolety postively no sex in the champagne
abosolety postively no
sex in the champagne

[Chris Rock]


If a homeless person has a
funny sign
he hasn't been homeless for that long
a real homeless person
is too hungry
to be funny if a girl has a pierced tongue
she'll probably
suck you dick if a guy has
a pireced tongue he'll probably suck you
dick
heres a harascope for everyone
Aquarius your going die
Capricorn
your going die
Gemini your going die twice
Leo your going die
Scorpio
your going die fuckin
no one go's to hooters for wings
if you been
datinga man for four
months and you haven't met any of
his friends your
not his girlfriend
some of the things I've said may not
apply to you some
of the things I may
have said may offened you
no matter who you are yo
must
remember this one thing no matter
what a stripper says
there is
no sex in the champagne room
NONE!

[Gerald Lervert]


Theres
no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne
room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the
champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the champagne room
aint get none cant
have none, naa
in the champagne room
there is absolutely postively no
sex
in the champagne room
na na say, no no ooow there aint no sex
in
the champagne room na na say na na

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