Stone Cold Crazy Lyrics

Stone Cold Crazy

Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon







Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning



I was dreaming I was Al Capone



There's a rumour going round



Gotta clear outa town



I'm smelling like a dry fish bone



Here come the law gonna break down the door



Gonna carry me away once more



Never never I never want it anymore



Gotta get away from this stone cold floor



Crazy stone cold crazy you know







Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon



And I'm playing on my slide trombone



Anymore anymore cannot take it anymore



Gotta get away from this stone cold floor



Crazy stone cold crazy you know







Walking down the street



Shooting people that I meet



With my rubber Tommy water gun



Here come the deputy



He's gonna come and get me



I gotta get me up and run



They got the sirens loose



I ran right outa juice



They're gonna put me in a cell



If I can't go to heaven



Will they let me go to hell?



Crazy stone cold crazy you know