Dressed up for a big date Like Halloween day but it was Fourth of July
now A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face She was one of a
kind She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella And roller skates in
bed
Crash rides the greyhound from his hometown When he comes around
'cause they don't let him drive now Mixed up as a milkshake But make no
mistake They're shooting for the stars
Chorus: You and me We're
invincible together We can be so tragical, whatever Dressed up just like
ziggy but he couldn't play guitar Captain Crash and the beauty queen from
mars
Share a toothpick, trading lipstick Watching traffic for days at
the diner Holding hands, making big plans Playing Superman, he was
wearing eyeliner Another local legend and his longtime lucky
charm
Chorus: You and me We're invincible together We can be so
tragical, whatever Dressed up just like ziggy but he couldn't play
guitar Captain Crash and the beauty queen from mars
They're drunk on
love as you can get Getting high on lust and cigarettes Living life with
no regrets At least they're gonna try to fly
Chorus: You and
me We're invincible together We can be so tragical, whatever We're Sid
and Nancy Fred and Ginger Clyde and Bonnie Liz and Richard Kurt and
Courtney Bacall and Bogie Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe Here's captain
crash and the beauty queen from Mars