What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells Lyrics

What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells

Yo Yo


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin’ all the way
Oh what
fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA


Is this a white
Christmas,
Hell no my man,
I’m leavin’ blood in the snow
And
smackin’ fat men
You mean Santa?
That boys’ a ---------
He caught
my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a -----
For real, he’s no joke,
the guy don’t play
He tried to---------- way more than a one- horse
sleigh
Laughin all the way, but he’s not laughin’ today
We’ll
jingle more than his-----------
Even the elves will pay
Come Christmas
Eve
Ol’ Nick’s a gonner
We’ll be snackin’ on deer
----Blitzen
and Donner
Not a question of when not even a maybe
Have a drunk Miss
Claus
Say they jinglin, baby!
Givin’ new meaning to “Ho ho
ho�
Shake them ---s, girl
Bumpin’ booty in the snow
So watch out
Santa, you jolly old troll
We’ll be strippin’ that sleigh
And leave
you the coal


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin’ all the
way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells,
jingle bells, jinglin’ all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit
to East LA


You playin’ reindeer games?
Hell, yeah my
friend…
Grab Rudolph’s horns and see how far they bend
When his nose
turns red
His----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf
Randall
Santa Claus wouldn’t list me as nice
In fact he’ll have me
listed as naughty twice
Not cause of the fights or Christmas gift
heist
But because of all the -----got left on his wife
It’s time for
Old Nick to move and retire
Before we roast his ----on a big ass fire
Yes
I’m that bad
Yes I ‘m that crude
I mean your ass is huge
Lose
weight for real dude
All the cookies in your mouth
Simply quite sick
I
mean, when’s the last time you seen your ----?
I don’t to throw a fit,
and I’m not one to bitch
But every year, I get underwear, socks and
sh--.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin’ all the way
(Check it
out, Jingle these bells, baby)
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top
Chevrolet
(Yeah, you know what I’m saying, I am gonna bring to you, blow
it out, word up, like this, like this)
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jinglin’ all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East
LA



Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin’ all the way
Oh what
fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jinglin’ all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA