Read It In The Tabloids Lyrics

Read It In The Tabloids

I bet you're wondering how I knew
That Prince Charles and Lady Di were
through.
Was waiting in line at the grocery store.
Took a peek at the
dirt about Demi Moore.
And it took me by surprise I must say
When I found
out the Pope was gay.

I read it in the tabloids.
Elvis Presley's
doing just fine.
They put it in the tabloids.
Got a look at Fergi's
boobs, my my.
Honey, honey, yeah.

You know JFK didn't really
die.
They got a picture and he looks all right.
And Ross Perot's hanging
out with ET.
This woman had a kid at a hundred and three.

And you
could have seen it all for yourself
'Cause it's right there upon the
shelf.
Oh, I read it in the tabloids.
You know Madonna used to be a
boy.
I saw it in the tabloids
Right next to a cure for
hemorrhoids.
Honey, honey, yeah.