Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight
through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the
wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He pulled a
quick u-turn, And hit a pickup from Montana While plowin' down a fire
hydrant too Windshield wipers slappin' time As he committed several
traffic crimes This man's like a one man wreckin' crew
Speedin's just
a little bit of what he put me through He went off the road and hit a
tree Yeah drivin' can't be easy when you're 4 foot 2. Drivin's not that
difficult to do, But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo
When we
drove right through a coal mine And hit a school bus filled with nuns We
dragged along a string of traffic poles Through all kinds of
weather Through eighteen hit and runs I still love that baby Kept us
on the run
One day he lost his specs Oh lord! He let 'em slip
away Still lookin' for them glasses I hope he finds them. Well
I’d trade all of my tomorrows for some Dramamine today I just hope
they know which body bag is mine.
Speedin's just a little bit of what he
put me through His drivin', you know it scared the pee right out of me,
yeah He' s swervin' and he's weaving', and he doesn't have a clue You
know divan’s not that difficult to do But it's difficult to do if
you're Mr. Magoo
Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut Oh
look out, oh look out, Oh look out, oh look out, Oh look out, watch out
now Mr. Magoo.
B Artists/Bands 
Bob Rivers CDs in sales 
