Bowel Moves Lyrics

Bowel Moves

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds,
Pants too tight, seams
bustin' out.
Just had a big burrito with beans and rice,
Salsa on top,
with some extra spice,
Lots of extra spice.

Out there in the bathroom
where the air gets heavy,
Sat on the cold seat, thought I was
ready,
Workin' on crosswords and readin' the news.

Workin' on a bowel
move.
Tryin' to move some backed-up drive-through food.
Workin' on a bowel
move.

And it was takin' time.
Unhhhhhhhhh.

I was up last night
tryin' to make some thunder.
How long would it take? I sat and
wondered.
Started readin' a magazine from 1962....
Yet I'm waitin' on a
bowel move,
'Cause I'm all bound up from cheese that's turned to
glue.
Prayin' for a bowel move.
I'm out of paper again.

Bowel
move.
Unhhhh....
(Bowel move) Ain't it funny how it takes so much
time...
(Bowel move) For a bowel move.
(Bowel move) I wanna remember; I
wanna remember;
I wanna remember.
(Bowel move) I should have brought my
camera.
Ohhh ohhhh...
Ooooooooo hunh...
Ohhhhhh yeah, yeah,
yeah...heah...
Uh huh...
Huh huh....