Well, they'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone
you just like they said they would They'll stone you when you're trying to
go home And they'll stone you when you're there all alone But I would not
feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone you
when you're at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and
able They'll stone you when you're riding in your car And they'll stone
you when you're playing your guitar But I would not feel so all
alone Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone you when you're
walking on the street They'll stone you when you're tryin' to keep your
seat They'll stone you when you're tryin' to make a buck Then they'll
stone you and then they'll say "good luck" But I would not feel so all
alone Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone you when you're
at the breakfast table They'll stone you when you are young and
able They'll stone you and they'll say that you are brave They'll stone
you when you're sent down in your grave But I would not feel so all
alone Everybody must get stoned Notes: Original key is F. I've like to
sing it in the key of D though which accounts for the chords in parenthesis.
Plus it makes the diminished chords a little easier to play!