Dysentery Gary Lyrics

Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fuckin' weasel
His issues make my mind
ache
Wanna make a deal
Cause I love your little motions
You do with
your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
He's a
player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to
Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom, trying on
his father's tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up,
she found someone
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag

So all
you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me
maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fuckin'
weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Ease away the
problems and the pain

The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick
and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy that took
and ran away, yeah

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his
hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
I'd like to find him Friday
night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life
just sucks, I lost the one
I'm giving up, she found someone
There's
plenty more
Girls are such a drag

Fuck this place, I lost the
war
I hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
Cause girls are
such a drag