Idiot Boyfriend Lyrics

Idiot Boyfriend

Ooooooo 
Ahhhhhh 

I know what you want, and I know what you need

But I'm gon' screw it up, yeah 
Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your
boyfriend, yes I am 

an' I'm gon' take you out, and leave my wallet home

Then I'll use your cell phone, baby 
Long distance, and I'm your
boyfriend 

Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes 
I still got
some learning to do 
I made out with your best friend the other day, and

Now we're best friends too 
Yeah Yeah 

And I know what you want,
and I know what you need 
But I'm gon' screw it up, yeah 
Cause I'm an
idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes I am 

And I'm gon' get you a gift,
hey, but its something I like too 
Hope you like this Norelco beard trimmer,
with my name on it, 
And I'm your boyfriend 

Bey beh beh beh beh beh

Yeah deh deh deh deh deh deh 
deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh deh


I'm gon' get real drunk, 
And call my baby up at four o'clock in the
morning 
Wake you up 
I'm an idiot! 

Pick up the phone, come on


Now look, 
Lets get in my dad's SUV, 
And we'll go over to my
house, my crib, my pad 
I'll tell my mom to go to sleep 
Then we'll have
the living room all to ourselves, you see 
We'll put on, some great DVD's I
picked up 
How bout like, something like the Matrix 

Ooooo 
Ahhhhh


I can turn my boom box up, and make the bass 
Smack the siding of my
moms couch 
Yeah! 

Hey baby you like fine cooking? Yeah, cause you
know what? 
I got  Swanson's dinner in the freezer, with your name on it

Check it out 

Yeah! 

I got a permanent wave, yeah! 
I got
a ogilvie home perm, baby 

Uh! I Honk the horn can you honk the horn?

Can you honk the horn? 
Let me hear you honk it! Come on! 

Let me
hear you say uh uh! 
Let me hear you say uh uh uh! 
Let me see you say uh
uh! 
Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah! 
Let me hear you
say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah