When you're too old for the swings You tend to choose the slide And they
never seem to warn you The slide's your final ride And when you're at the
top of it And you cannot see the end Either don't let go son - Or grab the
nearest friend The slide is no respecter of dignitiy or class As soon as
you sit down on it The slide has got your ass Don't take the slide, don't
take the slide Heroes and villains have tried and cried A pile of broken
souls at the bottom it denied Don't take the slide, don't take the
slide When the slide was invented A thousand drinkers sighed They
thought they had the copyright Of the very word the slide It's a picture
of innocence On which the innocent have fried Take the helter skelter
son It's easier than the slide Advice to listening parents Or the
father of the bride Let them marry anyone But don't let her take the
slide Don't take the slide, don't take the slide Heroes and villains have
tried and cried A pile of broken souls at the bottom it denied Don't take
the slide, don't take the slide It'll take much much lower Than you ever
would have asked 'Cause as soon as you sit down on it The slide has got
your ass - It's customers are fools And every one of them deceased The
long and silver murderer The Devil must have greased Don't take the
slide, don't take the slide Heroes and villains have tried and cried A
pile of broken souls at the bottom it denied Don't take the slide, don't
take the slide
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