Rhymin` And Stealin` Lyrics

Rhymin` And Stealin`

Rhymin' And Stealin'

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all
about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a
parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting
colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef -
you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's
chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest

(chorus) Most
illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and
stealin'

Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight
I got your
money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches -
and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for
all and all for one
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
All for one and
one for all
Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L.
Friggin' in the
riggin' and cuttin' your throat

Big biting suckers getting thrown in the
moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bly is
gonna die when we break his face

(repeat chorus)

Ali Baba and the
forty thieves

Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'
Robbin'
and raping - busting two in the ceiling
I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm
drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I'm always
stinking
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes
her hips - she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every
village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

(repeat
chorus)

I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun
I fought the
law and I cold won
Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I
pull out my jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty
Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and
stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to
Hell's gate

(repeat chorus)