For the first time in my life, I was sold in Love (Laughter) (Why you
laughin' at me?) I met this girl called Lorraine who stole my
heart
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her (repeat x4) Lorraine
(repeat x11)
She was so in love with me, we were gonna get wed So I
bought her lots of things- diamond ring, brand new bed (A brand new bed?
Yes, a brand new bed!)
And when I find her, I'm gonna kill her (repeat
x4) Lorraine (repeat x11)
For the first time in my life, I was in
love Lorraine, she treat me like a flipping coin! Lorraine, she took
everything Even my brand new engagement ring She took the car and went to
town But now she can only be found...
Lorraine punched me on the nose,
so I slapped her round the head Then we talked the whole thing out, and went
straight to bed
And now I've found her, don't wanna kill her (repeat
x4) Lorraine (repeat x11)