Constipated Lyrics

Constipated

uh-uh fart like this

uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart

so just fart like this



hey man, whatcha lookin' at

sit down, it will come out soon

and if you could only let it be 

you will see it

i hate the stupid way it sounds

when you have to take a crap

and your talking to the person in

the next stall



someone trying to 

just remove poop

but its being held back

and I cant relax

Im trying to get through

but I cant because you see

tell me



why'd you have to go and make me so constipated

i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated

It hurts like this

cause you try,

and you die,

'cause it dont,

go to the bowl

but it dont come out now

easily

this would be 

if i had watched you



Days pass, and the pressure mounts

i don't think, that a wet fart counts

that poo's hard and very fat you see

it's makin' me

yell out when i move my bowels

surely, you have heard the howls

you know, i'm not dropping anything

when it's become



something that's round, and big and brown

i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax

i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see

help me



why'd you have to go and make me so constipated

i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated

It hurts like this

cause you try,

and you die,

'cause it dont,

go to the bowl

but it dont come out now

easily

this would be 

if i had watched you



Give up, watcha pushing for?

Sit back, we've all been bunged before

and if you could only stick with pee, you will see



something that's round, and big and brown

i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax

i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see

help me



why'd you have to go and make me so constipated

i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated

It hurts like this

cause you try,

and you die,

'cause it dont,

go to the bowl

but it dont come out now

easily

this would be 

if i had watched you

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