LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOUNTAIN HOME WHERE ALL THE LADIES NAMES ARE
JOAN WHERE HUSBANDS WORK BACK LATE AT NIGHT HOPES ARE UP FOR TROUSERS
DOWN WITH HOSTESS ON A BUSINESS FLIGHT TAXI IN A MERCEDES DRIVE I HOPE
THAT DRIVER'S COMING OUT ALIVE THE GARDEN IS A DORSETTED THAT LADY - SHE'S
SO CORSETED SHE'S GOT 15 WAYS TO LEAD THAT BOY ASTRAY HE THINKS HE'S ONE
AND ONLY BUT THAT LOVELY SHE'S SO LONELY SHE PUMPS HIM FULL OF BREAKFAST
AND SHE SENDS HIM ON HIS WAY WHAT A SING SONG DANCE WHAT A
PERFORMANCE WHAT A CHEAP TENT SHOW OH NO NO NO NO
NO
CHORUS THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP
(X2) THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP THEN THE BOYS LIGHT UP - LIGHT UP - LIGHT
UP
SILENTLY SHE OPENS THE DRAWER MOTHERS LITTLE HELPER IS COMING OUT
FOR MORE STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED BEFORE THE MIDDAY SHOW HER BACK IS
ARCHED THOSE LIPS ARE PARCHED REPEATED BLOW BY BLOW LATER AT THE PARTY
ALL THE MPs RAVE ABOUT THE HUMMERS SHE'S BEEN GIVING AND THE MONEY THAT
THEY SAVE TO HER IT IS SKIN LOTION FOR HIS PROMOTION TO THAT FLAT IN
SURFERS PARADISE WITH THE OCEAN VIEW WHAT A SING SONG DANCE WHAT A
PERFORMACE WHAT A CHEAP TEN SHOW OH NO NO NO NO NO