For Consumer Decency Lyrics

For Consumer Decency

I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less Lane.
She was so rude.
Get your
hands off of my food.

Get your hands off of my Tang.
Get your hands
off of my astronaut Tang.
Oh, bastard!
You'll die for Consumer
Decency.

I beat 'em to death with a boneless chicken.
I didn't wanna
do it.
But he made me..
He made me do it.
Mr. Whipple squeezed him a
little.
Mr. Whipple squeezed him a little.
I saw his sacrifice.
It was
pentacostal.

Convenience stores offer more.
Convenience stores
offer...
MORE!

I felt something
Unusual.
I felt
something,
Unusual
I feel something,...
Unusual.


Everytime
you bag my things.
it's wonderful.
Everytime you ring it up.
it's
beautiful.
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime, I'm waiting in
line
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime, you check my
produce.
everytime,everytime,everytime,

Everytime you bag or double
bag my things.

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