Eight Easy Steps Lyrics

Eight Easy Steps



How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment 

How to defer to men in solveable predicaments 

How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you 

How to have that not work and have them run away from you 



How to keep people at arms length and never get too close 

How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most 

How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone 

How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone



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I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps 

A course of a lifetime you'll never forget 

I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps 

I'll show you how leaderships looks when tought by the best



How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist 

How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite 

How to hate god when you're a player and a spiritualist 

How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success



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I've been doing research for years 

I've been practicing my as* off 

I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you

Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you 



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How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else 

How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself 

How to numb a la holic to avoid going within

How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything



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