The Chaunaka Song (part 3) Lyrics

The Chaunaka Song (part 3)

Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chaunaka.
Once again it's onaka, the
miracle of Chaunaka.

Chaunaka is the Festival of Lights.
1 day of
presents? Hell, no we get 8 Crazy Nights.

But if you still feel like the
inly kid in town without a Christmas tree.

I guess my 1st 2 songs didn't
do it for you.

So here cimes #3.

Ross & Phoebe from Friends, say
the Chaunaka blessing.

So does Lenny's pal Squiggy & Will & Grace's
Debra Messing.

Melissa Gilbert & Michael Landon never mix meat with
dairy.

Maybe they should've called that show "Little Kosher House on the
Prarie"

We've got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller & Jack Black.

Tom
Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back.

We may not
get to kiss underneath the mistletoe.

But we can do it all night long
with Deuce Bigelow.

I'm Jewish.

Put on yuor yarmulke, her comes
Chaunaka.

The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica,
celebrates Chaunaka.

Osama bin Laden, not a big fan of the
Jews.

Well maybe that's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold
medalist Sarah Hughes- her mama's Jewish.

Houdini & David Blane escape
straight jackets with such percision.

But the 1 thing they couldn't get
out of, their painful circumcision.

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a
full time Oscar winner.

Jennifer Connley's half-Jewish too & I'd like to
put some more in her.

There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck & Paula
Abdul.

Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew
school.

Hey, Natalie Portmanika.

It's time to celebrate
Chaunaka.

I hope I get an abtronika.

On this joyfu, toyful
Chaunaka.

So get a high colonika.

And spoil you Lomg
Jphnikas.

If you really really wannaka.

Have a happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy, happy...Happy Chaunaka!