Sloppy Joe Lyrics

Sloppy Joe

Spoken:
This is a song
This is a- this is a new song uh
It's uh through
the eyes of one of the greatest
people alive I feel...The lunch
Lady
Singing:
I woke up in the morning
Put on my new plastic
glove
served some reheated sausberry steak
with a little slice of
love
I got no clue what the
chicken pot pie is made of
I just know
everything's doing fine
down here in Lunch Lady Land

Well I wear net
on my head
'cause my red hair is fallin' out
I wear these brown
orthapiedic shoes
'cause I got a bad case of degout
I know you want
seconds on the corndogs
but there's no reason to shout
Everybody get
enough food down here
in lunch lady land

Well yesterdays meatloaf is
today's
Sloppy joe's
and my breath reaks of tuna
and there's lots of
black hairs
comin' out of my nose

In lunch lady land
your dreams
come true
clouds made of carrots and peas
mountains built of shepards
pie
and...rivers made of macaroni and chesse
but don't forget to return
your trays
and try to ignore my gum disease
no students can escape the
magic of
lunch lady land

Oh oh oh oh oh
Hoagies and grinders
X3
Navy beans X3
Hoagies and grinders, Hoagies and grinders
navy
beans, navy beans
meatloaf sandwich
[chorus]
sloppy joe slop, sloppy
joe
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uh-hu
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe
uu-dah
sloppy joe slop, *pphhbbb* joe

dreamt one morning and I woke
up to see
all the pepperoni pizza was'a lookin' at me
it screamed "why do
you burn me and serve
up cold?" I said "I got the spatula,
just do what
you're told"

Then the liver and onion started
joinin the fight
and
the choclate pudding pushed me
with'a all it's might
then the chop suuie
pushed me and it kicked me in the head "it's called revenge lunch lady"
said
the garlic bread

I said "what did I do
to make all so mad " they said
"you got flabby
arms and your breath is bad"
then the green beans said
"you better run
and hide" but then my friend Sloppy joe
came and joined
my side
He said " if it wasn't for the lunch lady
the kids wouln't eat
ya
you should be shaking her hand
and saying 'please to meet ya'
she
gives you a purpose and she give you a goal
you should be kissin her feet
and kissin her
mole
so..."now all the angry food just leave me
alone"
and we all lived together in a happy home
thanks
to

[chorus]
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe yeah
sloppy joe slop,
sloppy joe yee-ah
sloppy joe slop, sloppy joe uh-huh
sloppy joe slop,
sloppy joe

now me and sloppy joe got married
we got six kids and
we're doin' just fine
down in lunch lady laaaaaauuuuuuunnnnnndd!
THANK
YOU!
thank you