Assistant Principal`s Big Day Lyrics

Assistant Principal`s Big Day

[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and faculty, If I
could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal
Cambell
will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as the school's lone
administrator
for the next few days."

"Though the policies set forth by Principal
Cambell will remain the same, there will be some additional regulations you
must also
follow."

"Number one - smoking outside the administration
building will only be allowed during lunch periods."

"Number two - the
girls' showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my inner
office where I can watch the girls
wash their breasts and buttocks while I
play with myself."

"Number three - while showering, none of the girls
will be allowed to snicker or laugh at the size of my genitalia. Eye
contact
with me is also prohibited."

"Number four - girls are
encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards orgasm."

"Number
five - while i am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
spread eagle in front of me and satify
each other orally until I have
completed ejaculating."

"Finally, rule number six - any student caught
writing grafitti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended,
unless
they are masturbating."

"If you have any questions about these
new regulations, I will be in my office spanking it with a thumb up my
ass."

"Good day"