9 Days Reality Tv Lyrics

Reality Tv Lyrics

Joe Millionaire he lived a life that was fair

He worked construction

all though he wasn't happy there

But down in the alley at the street fair

he saw a necklace with a vodoo charm of monkey hair

he was so alone, so alone

now these women may competing for him



Everybody's talking 'bout reality tv

I don't know it seems to be just a bunch of crap to me

but maybe if I win a contest 

I can be like all the rest American Idols

having someone else create myself

but I don't watch much tv

(thats just me)

the only thing thats real this time is me

(this time)

me 

(this time)

me

(this time)

me



Justin was fair he looked good in curly hair

then he got lucky with Kelly

and made a movie there

In Hollywood, nows hes got a record deal 

But he was never too satisfied with the songs he still

so why don't you 

sell your own

sell your own

Wait a minute we forgot that he don't care



Everybody's talking 'bout reality tv

I don't know it seems to be just a bunch of crap to me

but maybe if I win a contest 

I can be like all the rest American Idols

having someone else create myself

but I don't watch much tv

(thats just me)

the only thing thats real this time is me

(this time)

(this time)



I just laugh it off

(everytime I see somebody on the television)

I just laugh it off

(everytime I see another bachelor or some story)

I just laugh it off



So it was fun we had this great little song

until it went number 1 and then tomorrow gone

then all we could see when we came up for air

just a label full of monkeys trying to spike our hair



Everybody's talking 'bout reality tv

I don't know it seems to be just a bunch of crap to me

but maybe if I win a contest 

I can be like all the rest American Idols

having someone else create myself

but I don't watch much tv

(thats just me)

the only thing thats real this time is me

(this time)

me

(this time)

me

(this time)

me

(thats just me)



I just laugh it off

I just laugh it off

(this time)

(this time)