8-bit Mario Iii Lyrics

Mario Iii Lyrics

Anti-log can’t be stopped like Bavaro from Tecmo.

I whistle Koji Kondo while you listen to techno.

I never played a game that I can’t defeat.

Got Nintendo thumb while you got soars from spanking your meat.

You never stood a chance and you know that you’re whack son.

I’m the first person to TKO Tyson.

Sign up for lessons, I get paid by the hour.

I should be a consultant for Nintendo Power.



I be throwing words of God, driven heathens away, gawt!

I never lose a bass 'cause my fishing rod stays hot.

Ice climbing, grabbing carrots,

Perfect timing, no demerits.

Bitch I’m a natural,

Actual factual.

I see you at the arcade,

You gettin' played.

Name the game, the time, the place,

I'll throw your ass into a maze, bitch!

You came in boasting, now you’re crawling away.

You felt the wrath of the Le-Frost, Deep Blue aka.



I just cashed in a ten, and got a roll of quarters.

Won a high score on this game? Just place your order.

See my initials on the screen, they be S-T-D.

You can beat that game, but you can’t beat me.

'Cause I’m an old school fool and you know I’m cool,

Because I skate all day in a backyard pool.

I did a burnt and a handplant and got some air,

And did a big old grab while they sat and stared.



I can beat Shadowgate in 22 minutes

Without ever kicking the bucket once.

I can kick anybody's butt in MKIII

And that goes for all you chumps.

I can drink a whole bottle of whiskey

And straight up conquer Ninja Gaiden II.

I’m the master of 2-D fighting games

And you a Tetris playing fool.

I can kill Rygar in ten to twelve hits,

Because I know how to build my tone.

Don’t need no password for Castlevania 2

Because I’m straight falling into the zone.

Get all the items I need, while I’m smoking some weed

Because it’s all second nature to me.

Just like driving a car, I hit the dragon with a star

And grab the talisman; follow my lead.