7l Esoteric Stalker Lyrics

Stalker Lyrics

[Intro]



"You again" - "Are you following me?"



"Why no, I'm stalking you"



*scratching*



From a distance I desired her



Se-secretly admired her



*scratching*



From a distance I desired her



Se-secretly admired her







[Verse 1]



I stroll through the mall



Runnin' my finger along the wall



I just left a restroom stall



Got a strange way of movin'



Strange way of dressin'



Strange way of makin' a, good first impression



Memphis only jacket, unidentified packet



Sunglasses, jeans wash was acid, newspaper in the back



I also got a dagger strapped to my leg



but who knows what I'm gonna do with that



A sick fuck without employment



Hankerin' in every single shopping center for my own enjoyment



I checkin' out a girl that's fly



She's workin' at the mack make-up counter next to Best Buy



Waitin' by the elevator, tryna look busy



So I can figure out what I'm gonna tell her later



First time I met her I didn't really bait her



I was making change as she was purchasin' a peter



I gave her money back, she gave me a look



Batted her, eyelashes that was all that it took



Now she owes me, cause it's obvious she wants me



I'm looking at you, girl I must have you







[Sample of someone talking]



Cause you're the one



You are the unspoiled virgin bride



You are the blonde canvas on which I will paint my future



Don't you remember you smiled at me once at the croissant tray







[Verse 2]



Quirky and eccentric, I'm a true fiend



I know her routine, her eyes are blue green



I guess they're contacts cause they used to be brown



Plus I watched her get 'em at the optician downtown



I'm always scopin' her usually from far away



She rides the silver Audi off to work everyday



Except for Thursday she gets a ride from her mother



or some other dude until I killed that motherfucker



Forget the narrative, I'm thinkin' horse drawn carriages



and marriages, she likes to eat esparogus so I think



Cause it stinks when I'm hangin' out



At her bathroom sink, having a drink



When she's at the shrink



Yo she never should've winked



Now I got her name on my arm in ink



I'm in her closet strokin' her mink



Looking for the missing link



But all I find is Pink and N'Sync



She's sweet, sixteen and good yet she's callin' me a creep



Cause I'm sneakin' through her backyard just to watch her sleep



Rain snow or sleet, ya gotta understand



Everywhere she goes there I am, the stalker







Hook:



*scratching*



From a distance I desired her



Se-secretly admired her



*scratching*



From a distance I desired her







Alright wanna know what I do



Listen this is how it goes







[Verse 3]



Find out where she works, go online do a search



Dig up some dirt, put on a shirt buy her some skirts



But look like a regular guy don't go berserk



You whole goal's to flirt but now ya gotta lurk



Pretend you're a customer, grab yourself a map



And throw an extra sweater in the bag from The Gap



And keep a low pro, but don't look conspicuous



And don't wear that Iceberg, Why?, it looks ridiculous



Rapid french find a bench near the wench



Put your elbows on ya lap and just sit there like that



Nah, it sounds dreadful but find out her schedule



If she gotta close, ya gotta rock the janitor's clothes



and change thrash 'til ya knees hurt



Water plants in the short sleeve shirt cause you need work



And if she's off at eleven



Be outside with ya lights out and the engine revvin'







*engine revving*







[Older guys talking]



Well I realise recently that I'm getting older



and I think that when I knew this was that teenage girls



don't acknowledge me as a sexual being



Now don't misunderstand me, I'm not saying that I wanna



have sex with teenage girls throw me a bone ya know



How about a smile ya know what I mean? nothing



Nothing unless it's to turn to their friends and go



Why is that weird guy looking at us? (laughing)



What is he doing at the mall?



We can get to the food court their guards there run you guys



I lied, I lied, I lied, of of course I wanna have sex with



teenage girls, doesn't everyone, (laughing even louder)



I mean that's why there's a law (everyone laughs)



If no one wanted to do it



THERE WOULDN'T BE A LAW! (everyone laughs)