50 Pence 50 Pence Lyrics

50 Pence Lyrics

Go Go.......Go on love

it's my birthday

you look tarty love 

its my birthday

i'll buy you a bacardi love

it's my birthday

and you know i'm having a love its not my birthday

[Chorus 2x]

You can find me in da pub wit a pint of bud

look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs

so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed



When i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova

whin i hit the bar it's ten pint fore i'm over

i came to watch the game cause i'm a blackburn rover

and i'm munching M&Ms while i'm downing smirnova

but only noting changend cash down bottoms up

and i got a papercut for rolling my rizzla up

if you watch how i move you'll mistake me for a geezer or gimp

cause i fell down my stairs and now i walk with a limp

in the back bits of Watford they say fifty you're hot

they like me i want them to love me like lesbian hot

but go in to Hemel-Hempsted they'll tell you i'm crazy

cause once i was drunk and humped the statue of a lady

but i'm fully focused now

tea and coffee on my mind

got a part time job in the daily grind

and this girls yeah

she loves my hair

she likes my car

her boyfriends fit but she's ugly too righht



[Chorus 2x]



You can find me in the pub

with a pint of bud

look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs

so come fill up my mug before my fag gats stubbed



My girlfriends mum gave me the cash

that bought me all my fancy stuff

my couch, my fridge, my plates, my waste

look mate i'm tied down but i ain't changed

and you should love it way more than i hate it

your like my dad's fashion outdated

i'm that bloke by the bar when i'm on my round

your that weird guy who never leaves or makes a sound

when the beats start pumping i get my macarena on

my mates drag me to the chair before the end of the song

if the roofs on fire someone dial 999

and if you wanna have frank love

it isn't a crime

i'll tell you what i tell every girl

your fit

nice hair

if you don't want to rush it

here's another red square

or i can tell my mates to be round the back with a Kronenburg

they'll now where we ****ing be,yeah



[Chorus 2x]



You can find me in the pub

with a pint of bud look love i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs

i'm into playing darts i ain't into growing shrubs

so come fill up my mug before my fag gets stubbed



Don't act like you don't now where i been either mum

in the pub all the time mum

it's time to pop off mum

burn unit