5 Chinese Brothers Three Cool Guys Lyrics

Three Cool Guys Lyrics

(Tom Meltzer) 

If my life was a movie I`d want to be Jackie Chan
Cause humor grace and honor are the marks of a man
My fights would all be glorious, my smile would melt girls` hearts
I`d be the toast of Hong Kong, my songs would top the charts
But I am what I am and that`s all I am
That`s all I can stand cause I can`t stands no more
If my life was a silent film I`d want to be Buster Keaton
I`d embrace the blues and in the process I`d defeat them
I`d have no fight with gravity, I`d do just as I please
I`d tumble down each flight of stairs with the greatest of ease
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If my life was a cartoon I`d want to be the Popeye the Sailor
I`d have a damsel in distress and I would never fail her
I`d mutter something clever then I`d knock Bluto cold
I`d be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug with a heart of gold
And all my problems would be solved because I eat my greens
My life it would be measured out in well-constructed scenes
I`d have drama without tragedy, anger without pain
Love without loneliness, hey, I would not complain
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