She`s A Waitress (and I`m In Love) Lyrics

She`s A Waitress (and I`m In Love) lyrics

Tom Meltzer 

She reminds you of your mother in a dirty sort of way
When she brings you your food and she takes it away
She smiles at you when you clean your plate
Makes you feel like a big strong man
Is she winking at you or is that something in her eye?
Are you making too much of her giggles and sighs?
The only thing you`ve talked about is coffee and fries
But she`s a waitress so she understands
So, you take my order, I`ll take my time
I`m looking you over while I`m making up my mind
Put on the skillet, put on the bread
I`ll pretend I`m home, getting breakfast in bed
She don`t leave me fed up, she just leaves me well fed
She`s a waitress and she understands
In her tight uniform with a low-cut neck
And the way that the grease mixes with her sweat
She smells as good as the inside of a new Corvette
She fits your dreams like a baseball glove
And when she smiles at you, that`s when you realize
That`s not the way she smiles at all the other guys
You see her sneak a peek from behind the pies
She`s a waitress, and you`re in love
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(last line: She`s a waitress, and I`m in love) 

Now you see her give the fry-cook a secret kiss
And the ring on her finger that you previously missed
Maybe you`re not the guy she can`t resist
And your breakfast is almost done
So you swear that you`ll never fool yourself anymore
Then you remember as you`re walking out the door
There`s still lunch and dinner and a thousand meals more
With a waitress at every one
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