Product Of Dysfunction Lyrics

Product Of Dysfunction lyrics

(Tom Meltzer) 

My girl`s like a wading pool, she`s shallow and full of piss
And I should have left a long time ago but the girl knows how to kiss
I guess that makes me shallow too
But I can`t change, what`s the use?
I`m a product of dysfunction and I guess that`s my excuse
I used to think I was just a bum searching for eternal slack
Pride, intelligence, motivation: there was nothing that I did not lack
But then I went to see a doctor and he showed me what was what
He helped me remember a terrible childhood I had plum forgot
Well my daddy used to wear a hockey mask 
He chased high school girls at night
My mama used to beat me with a hanger 
If the clothes weren`t hung up right
If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too
I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you
My baby and I we live on the fly 
We take it day by day
We`re unemployed and we`re all annoyed
Cause our line of work don`t pay
But since baby went to see the doctor things have started looking good
We got an agent, he gets us on all the talk shows
We`re moving out to Hollywood
Cause her daddy used to make her play Russian Roulette
He locked her in a bamboo cage
Whenever her mom heard NIAGRA FALLS
She flew into a rage
If all this sounds familiar you should see my doctor too
I bet he can convince you the same thing happened to you