47 Black Maria`s Wedding Lyrics

Maria`s Wedding Lyrics

Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your wedding 

You've just gotta believe me 

But just the thought of you takin' your clothes off for that jerk 

Oh, it got me drinkin' and then suddenly I'm staggerin' into church 

And I'm dancin' like Baryshnikov all across the high altar 

Oh I bet that you're still mortified 

But just think, girl, 

No one's ever gonna be forgetting 

The day I wrecked your wedding 



Oh Maria, I'd get down on my knees girl 

You've just gotta believe me 

But just the sight of you in your brand new weddin' dress 

Oh, it got me so upset 

And then your father's screamin' and callin' me 

"You no good lazy punk 

I always knew you were a drunk" 

And your mother, she's havin' her 19th nervous breakdown 

But just think girl 

No one's ever gonna be forgetting 

The day I wrecked your wedding 



Oh Maria, I'll do anything you ask me to, I swear I'll change 

I'll even give up drinkin', hangin' out with the boys, 

'cause I just can't live without your body and you 

Oh Maria, I'll even sell my strat, give up the band 

You better believe me, girl, this time it's true 

Oh Maria, I'll even go out and get a job for you 



Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your weddin' 

You just got to believe me 

But 10 years from now this is all goin' to be one big happy memory 

Oh your old man'll even grow to love me, I'll give him 6 grandchildren 

I'll be so respectable, I might even run for president, I'll be so electable


I'll keep you happy and expectable and forever pregnant 

That way you'll never be forgetting - the day I wrecked your wedding