Microphone Techniques Lyrics

Microphone Techniques

{*breathing like Darth Vader*}
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 Microphone Techniques..
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[Greg Nice]
Get up everybody, it`s time to sway OK
Greg Nice is on the mic with no delay
Get up everybody, it`s time to sway OK
Greg Nice is on the mic with no delay
She, said, her name was Lola
I, said, yo Lola, swolla
Suave bola, Ayatollah
Saudi Arabia, Coca-Cola
My Rolex watch is ran by solar
Get down, peep my mic technique
Let`s freak let`s freak let`s freak to the beat
Checks get cashed, at the end of the weak
C`mon, Deck the Halls with skins and party
Gainin weight cause I do eat hearty
When I wanna get tipsy I drink Bacardi
Greg Nice, I`m outta here, ghost!

 "I`m on the microphone.." (5X)

[Pete Nice]
Uncle Fester, the baldhead jester
Not me, the Minister, the mic molestor
Five-oh arrest a G, doin ill deeds
Took a hoe to pull out the weeds
Droppin G, the case court is to hobos
Kickin the bobo, chewin on a Rolo
Ain`t a Volvo with no paid promos
Sippin cocoa and rollin up momos
Fee fie foe fum I need awake drums
The buns ain`t mack cause your breath hums
No Funky Drummer loser pass summons
But you can`t stop the +Humrush+ hummings
Like Roto Rooter layin pipes like a plumber
Nice and Smooth cause Three`s a prime number
I go brick church buildin when I`m sleepin
So flip off my tip, I rip the mic techniquein

 "I`m on the microphone.." (6X)

[Smooth B]
I praise the Lord that I`m no longer a vandal
Kiss my daughter goodnight, then I light a white candle
and sit back and meditate
Evaluate, appreciate
Cause I didn`t have to be here, on wax
Unveling a truth with proof of all facts
Cause in my life I see the life of many others
Various shades of colors, sisters brothers
And once my soul leaves my bodily shell
I believe to receive a new vail
of some concious subconcious abode
chose by few on the positive road
A man is judged by the goodness of his heart
So who`s to say who`s dumb and who`s smart?
Aiyyo Serch (Whattup?)  I came to hear you speak
Get on the mic and flaunt your microphone technique

 "I`m on the microphone.." (7X)

[MC Serch]
Watch me shine til it`s time for sundown
I had a scuffle with a kid it only went one round
I got a girl so there`s no need to sex a hoe
But I gas em up just like they`re at Texaco
Ring goes my phone, so I pick it up and say, "Whattup?"
Somebody`s flippin, so I tell him to shut up
We`d use a F word, but Ice Cube got the copyright
so I`ll make it +Funky For You+ with Greg Nice
and his partner Smooth B
Watch the Superbowl, just for Bud Bowl III
Then I watch Living Colour, cause "Homey don`t play dat"
Money like my honey in my crib and it`ll stay that way
The equality variety
You don`t like it then you`re gonna join the Dead Poet`s Society
Try to flip on what this quartet speaks
and Serch will disperse, the microphone techniques

* discussion by the crew over the beat until the end *